There comes a time in many mens lives when he contemplates buying one of those ‘interesting’ toys to spice up the bedroom action a little.

Here’s what we know about that situation.

1/. Don’t buy her a selection of vibrators as a present ‘for her’. She will see straight through that and you will have to send the lot back. They are for both of you - get that clear before you order.

2/. Don’t buy from someone on eBay you have never heard of. There are some cheats out there, and also some right proper idiots. You want it delivering discreetly and anonymously packaged - and NOT left with the neighbours.

3/. Buy a rechgargeable vibrator if you can - batteries can be expensive.

4/. Don’t order any sex toys without clearing it with the missus first - they can be proper funny when you whip out a selection of large dildos unannounced. If you plan on doing this, you might want to order a selection of sex dolls as well - cos thats what you will be sleeping with for the next month or so.