See, me and Dixie were talking over a pint one sunday afternoon (in ‘The Outpost’ - our regular Sunday haunt)…

…. just chewing the cud about how absolutely, totally brilliant were both were - what with us winning the pub quiz most weeks, and knowing LOADS about STUFF in general.

Anyway, Dixie says “why don’t we start a web site so we can show off - we know more than all them geeks and nerds with blogs”.

“Hmmm…”, I thought - “why not”, I said - and so here it is.

Now all I have do is teach Mr ‘I know loads’ how to use the damn thing (you paying attention, Dixie?)

So, assuming this turns out to be more than a “one man band” operation, we are going to either:

gather a mob of devoted followers
..or
make complete arses of ourselves

I wouldn’t bother calling the bookmakers - they’ve stopped taking bets on which

This is where we sit:

… and this is what a real pub looks like (note - no plastic, no neon, and no bloody cocktail waiters)

…. so if any of our posts seem a little confusing, you now know where
we were an hour so so before we wrote the post

Karl (& Dixie…eventually)